I post all sorts of things related, all in all, to my writing, videos and voice stuff. And then, on occasion, I check my blog’s statistics. See who’s visiting from what country, and what Key Words are attracting folks (meaning, people who put in specific words to find something specific on the web).


Well, I was shocked, shocked I say, to see one of my simple stories and my award winning play getting lots of hits over the last months, followed by spam dealing with porn. And in the public interest to inform and make you more aware, here’s what got the porn-hungry and the porn’s industry attention where my site’s concerned.


One was my story, Red Ball, about a little girl in a strange world. A two minute read.
(See, a red ball, not porn at all.)


I’m assuming some ragged-ass individuals out there with a high tolerance to pain that may lead to low-level pleasure, type in RED BALL to get something I have not yet sought, nor will seek to investigate further, but I’m going to assume (not being utterly naïve) that Red Ball may be some sort of super-torque strangle on a male’s nether regions that’ll bring him to a higher plane of general all-purpose sexual whoopee!…but my little short-short flash fiction possesses its own contained weirdness, yet without any sexual overtones I know of (damn, has my unconscious libido been working overtime where I can’t see it?).


But now in a sentence above I’ve placed both the terms “little girl” and “red ball” in a single sentence, so I can’t begin to imagine what kind of hit hell I’m exposing myself to now.


Then there’s my play “Max Dix, Zero to Six” that I’ve been blogging about now and then and posting some video excerpts You Can Find Them Here.



No prizes for guessing the porn terms that must overlap here. I don’t think it’s “Zero to Six” that gets the hits. But I’m thinking, and I might just be guessing here, that “Max Dix” is close enough to Maximum Dicks to perk up some metadata bot-seekers as moist palms type this in Google and hope for the big display. Now imagine when they arrive at my videos and wait for the cast to get down and dirty. Yet perhaps, I dream in my lighter moments, some come for porn, some stay for art.


And that’s this day’s porn report from Vincent Eaton dot com. And hello there to anyone typing in Max Dix with Red Balls and getting this. (I sink my head into my lifted shoulders as my site’s hit rate is about to zoom up with all the sex-starved world about to find out I ain’t their desire’s delight. Yet go in peace, and keep zipped up.)


P.S.
((Then again, maybe Maximum Dick means this guy and it’s all gonna get crazy and political here:))