Posts Tagged ‘illustrated version of How to Find Yourself’

FUNNY HAHA about HOW TO FIND YOURSELF (or a reasonable facsimile)

Friday, December 9th, 2011



See my latest video right here, right now CLICK CLICK CLICK HERE HERE HERE….


Might have noticed. Christmas time. I’m in hustle mode. I made another video, about my How To book. It’s jokey! It’s short. It’s for all those people you care about…even those you don’t. What am I saying, slow person? BUY THIS BOOK for friends/family/enemy/guru/neighbor/alien entities. Whoever. Whatever. Buy forever.


GO HERE to see and hear more — and buy–print or ebooks!


Main Idea:
The aim of this book is to supply readers with practical examples and helpful hints as to how to spot, understand, and instill a real sense of self in your innermost being. Yeah, really. This book’s contents should lead readers with a more practical self-knowledge, peace of mind, spiritual nurturing, fuzzy thinking, and strange sexual longings you really should just keep to yourself.

WHAT’S COMING UP–fiction, textiles and memories of rejection

Monday, September 20th, 2010




Here’s what’s coming your way in the next weeks & months that me and my expanding media and publishing company (insert smiley face here), hidden people have been busy with over the summer


My novella about an artist in Belgium, Brussegem, a snug hell, coming early October 2010. Here’s the cover:



Then come mid-November, there’s my kids’ story/book The Boy in the Sandwich. Here’s an early rough drawing for its cover:

It’s for children from 8 years and up, up, up.


Also coming out with an illustrated, re-formatted version of How to Find Yourself (or a reasonable facsimile).




DO NOT LOOK FOR YOURSELF UNDER THE LIVING ROOM COUCH!


The launch of my Stories-on-Stuff merchandise empire (more smiley face insertions), where I’ll have t-shirts, a kid’s pj’s story called “The Dot Hippo”…another about polite babies…all sorts of different T-shirts, cups, umbrellas and such like, working with various designers: lots coming down and going on here.


A free short-short called Killing the Furniture from my “Noises from the House” section. Here’s the first sentence: When people come knocking on my front door, the first thing I do is ignore them.


Me in a video suffering from another rejection letter to a novel of mine from Chatto & Windus some years ago.



Some stills from all sorts of other videos coming up:























All this coming up and then…the next thing…and after that…the next thing.


Thanks for reading, and please stick around (or send others over to SUBSCRIBE), things are just warming up around here! Vincent